'How many days in a month?' Owen. '32.' Will 'So that's 40 days in a month and a half. So if we practice soccer every day and she gives us dollars then we'll be rich and can buy a tv when school starts.' Owen. Slightly-misguided 6 year olds...very afraid of what these planning sessions will morph into by the time they are 10, however.

'Will, if you stick it up your nose, it'll come out your mouth. Or maybe your eye.' Owen. 'What about your ear? I think it might come out your ear too.' Will. 'Um noooo, Mom said those doctors are call eyes, mouth, nose. No ears!' Owen. Don't know what they were planning to stick up the nose, but more than a little afraid of the reasoning used here.