'Mom, if you were a balloon, what color would you want to be?' Well, I guess I'd want to be red. What color would you want to be? 'Mom, people can't really be balloons so I don't even think about that stuff.' Will Bosworth.

'MOMMMM, how do I get a New York accent?' Well, I guess you move to New York. 'Why are you always messing with my head?! Why can't you just tell me?!' I am telling you. You have to move to New York. 'MMMMOOOOOMMMM! There is no place called New York! A New York accent is a funny voice that people make. Nobody reeeeaaalllly sounds like that. That would just be weird!' Will Bosworth. Sorry New York, my boy thinks you are all here for comedic relief.