ATTENTION: These are not quotes from my kids. For many years now I have been delivering meals to seniors through our local Meals-on-Wheels program. Seniors are funny! This is some of what I can expect to hear on a weekly basis.

'Did I tell you I was in a car crash?' Oh my gosh, no! Are you okay? Wait a minute...you don't drive. 'Well in 1972 that damn car came out of nowhere! Figures it was a woman driver too!' Um yeah...might be time to let that one go.

'DIABETIC?! I'M NOT A DIABETIC!' Well, you've been receiving diabetic meals for at least the last three years. 'Oh wait, I am a diabetic. It's my daughter who can eat the good stuff.' Sounds like someone has been dipping into 'the good stuff'...

'Well my kids moved out so I had to start taking my dogs to get those big pictures taken so I would have something to put up on the wall.' In response to me commenting on the 18 x 20" pictures of his dogs on the walls of his home. No pictures of any people in sight...