ATTENTION: Today's quotes are not from my kids. I volunteer in my sons' classrooms during the week and am privy to an extraordinary amount of Kindergarten common sense. Thought I would share some with you. It being Sunday and all, I thought I would give my own kids the day off.

'The toilet keeps flushing and there's nobody in there. I think we should evacuate the building.' Concerned Kindergardener

'How am I supposed to write about dinosaurs? They're all dead. What am I going to go to the zoo and say hey, can I go watch the dead dinosaurs to see what they do?' Um, nice try. Get to work. Future attorney kindergardener.

'Oh yeah, you think Justin Bieber is so cool?! I could take him in a fight!' Trash-talking Kindergardener.