'MOM, MY GUTS ARE COMING OUT! AHHHHHH! IT'S REALLY BADDDDDD!!!' What's wrong? 'Tori hit me with the hockey stick and my guts are coming out!' Crying, screaming, hysterical. 'I need to go to the hospital right away!' Um Will, that's a dandelion smashed on your knee. 'Are you sure? It really looks like guts. And it hurts like it's guts coming out.' No, see you can peel it right off. It's a flower. 'Oh, can I at least have a band aid?' No.