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Thursday, May 6, 2010
'Lord Jesus, thank you for corn. That's it. That's all I've got.' Will Bosworth. Some days are better than others.
Owen, what was your favorite part of your day today? 'Did I go to school today?' Yes. 'Well, it wasn't that.' Owen Bosworth.
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Swede
May 6, 2010 at 6:53 AM
Thanks for the laughs! They really brighten my day!
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Thanks for the laughs! They really brighten my day!
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