'Mom, Alex tried to kill us last night! And she made us take a shower.' Will Bosworth. I always wake up a little bit scared waiting for the morning-after report (morning after babysitting night, that is).

'Mom, these are my SUPER shinguard!' Why? 'Because the ball hits them and bounces off them and hits the other guy in the stomach and he dies!!!' (fingers have turned into guns and shooting noises emanate from him as he dances around the room) Really? 'Well yeah, then it's easier to just run right by him and get a goal.'

'Hey Mom, what's that stuff you spray on our pants to get the green stuff out?' Shout? 'Oh yeah. Can I have some of that?' Doing laundry again? 'Nooooo silly (giggling). I have stains on my knees that won't come out. I think it's dirt.' Owen Bosworth. Soap or Shout, which to use....?