'Something is wrong.' Owen

'The shirt is okay. But the shorts don't match.' Will

'I like the shoes.' Owen

'You need earrings. But not big ones.' Will

'IT'S THE LIPS! Red doesn't match all this.' Owen

Um, get out of my closet and leave me alone. I know this is hard to believe, but I've been dressing myself successfully for a few decades now.

'What does successfully mean?' Owen

It means good. I've been dressing myself 'GOOD' for a few decades now.

'I don't actually believe any of that.' Owen Bosworth.